Nanuq Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Some Wal-Mart customers will soon be able to sample a new discount item, Walmart's own brand of wine. Yes, the world's largest retail chain is teaming with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA, to produce the spirits at the affordable $2-$5 price range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, here is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said, "The right name is important." So, here we go....... The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: 12. Chateau Traileur Parc 11. White Trashfindel 10. Big Red Gulp 9. Grape Expectations 8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays" 7. NASCARbernet 6. Chef Boyardeaux 5. Peanut Noir 4. Chateau des Moines 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Riesling And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine............. 1. Nasti Spumante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 I'll bump this one for a POM entry! As we say in these parts........yer ontae plums big man! The judge can't pick his own posts. JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highflyingclive Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 How about this: "Autumn Leaves" (One bottle of this and you turn brown and fall to the gound) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 You can do much better than that Clive (BTW greeting from dlgates to you). What could possibly be worse than the simple and obvious name "Wal-Mart Wine"? Now what colour it would be....maroon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sailadams Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 All this... just to give Kathy and RWU a plug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 Chateau migraine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castlemaine Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Cabernet Crap The Dry Heaves Murderous Merlot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 (edited) Fruits de Merde Edited September 18, 2006 by Sharky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted September 18, 2006 Report Share Posted September 18, 2006 Fruits de Merde this must be the winner and the colour should be...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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