jonthebhoy

As promised here's me TOG in the key of Effing major: JTB

Correctamundo! Under the watchful direction of Chubby Greenbean as well. JTB

So.............you're not seeing Basildon? Try refresh. JTB

Beg to differ. There is only one Bond. <<<<<<<<<<------------------ JTB

I wouldhave though that was obvious of course..................................... CHER. JTB

I have to admit - this perplexes me somewhat as well. Those who eventually have received their watch, to my mind should be refunding the money to RWG II in the first instance and thereafter we can decide where it goes from there. JTB

........and I for one believe you sir! JTB PS - Again I forgot one.........'The Last Waltz' directed by the great Martin Scorcese. Who said he only made gangster movies?

I would say……………… “There I was on a quiet evening out on my own at a very nice restaurant on my recent holiday in Rimini when I was joined at my table by the most gorgeous deck chair I have ever seen in my life. Her candystrip outfit looked like it had been painted on her it was so tight. Seems she was lonely too. We shared a couple of bottles of Chianti 1993 and got talking about our favourite holidays. Seems she grew up a quaint little fishing village in England called Skegness, spending most of her early life lying on the shimmering sands of it’s beautiful beaches in the splendid summers that existed in that part of the world. After a while the Chianti loosened her up a bit (working her out in the early part of our evening proved to be difficult) and she opened up about how her life took an unexpected turn for the worse. Seems she was accosted by a gang of late night revellers. Young drunken men with only one thing on their minds – to abuse her. The pulled her this way and that. She was tamperfered with in a ways that she describes as “too horrific to describe”. Finally, when they had finished with her, they tossed her into the sea. Six months passed before she was found. The Italian port town of Brindisi was where she had found refuge. She cowered night after night under the boardwalk when finally an old lobster fisherman called Luigi found her. In no time he tidied her up and introduced her to Benni, who was the local ice-cream manufacturer and vendor. He had a small patch on the beach for selling his ice-cream and she understandably became an added attraction, gaining him new custom every day. Later that year Benni moved to Rimini and took her with him. I was enchanted by her. Very quickly the wine seemed to take effect and it didn’t take long before we were wrapped in one anothers arms…………and legs…………and our frames became entwined in a moment of extreme passion. We sripped…….or I should say I stripped. She seemed to want to keep her attire intact and no amount of persuasion and effort from me was going to change that. In no time I was on fire and she was more than willing. The cool night air seemed to fuel my ardour and we were still thrashing away as the sun came up in the morning. Finally we sunk in a passionate heap, our very fibre being completely worn out. Exhausted and at the same time satiated I decided to bid her fond farewell until later. To my horror when I attempted to rise I was stuck. We had been at it for so long my balls had swollen to four times their normal size. I attempted to explain this to the carabiniere who had worked his way through the small crowd that was now gathering but he was not convinced. We were both arrested and taken into custody. Fantastic I know……..but that is my story.” But then I'm sick in the head. JTB

Now what was that you were saying Dutchy? JTB

I forgot to add The Searchers in my little list. JTB

Am I the only one who noticed that Nanuq’s box looked like it was sitting on a railway sleeper. I’m guessing this is the ultimate “to destruction” test that he is rehearsing for. JTB

For any of you who play or watch snooker this is a very sad day. Young Paul Hunter passed away after a long fight against cancer. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_spor...ker/6035879.stm Paul was a smashing lad who had won several ranking tournaments in his career and was a world champion in the making. He always played with a smile on his face and will be sadly missed. JTB

I'll try and put one up in the next day or two. JTB None taken Randy! JTB

Done it for you. Hope you don't mind? JTB

Perhaps he owned the joint? JTB

If ever a question was screaming for a Poll............this was it! JTB

I also think 130 bucks for this isn't bad.............dodgy looking date mag or not. JTB

Lovely scenery! JTB

I'm told the Eric Clapton has a slow hand. JTB

Yep........a lot of TLC has gone into both the choosing and the modding here. Well done. JTB

What he said. JTB

Well pardon me guys but I have a rep T.O.G from Joshua with the white dial and I happen to think it's a beautiful watch. Not as many flaws as some of our more popular reps either. Each to their own I suppose. JTB

Mental..........absolutely mental! JTB

Katie - a West Highland Terrier. Almost 4 now. JTB

That's 5 hits methinks!