AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wait. (cough) Um, well...
GEE LOOK HOW NICE THE BEACH IS HERE AT PHUKET, THAILAND!! Wow, the sand... the sun... GEE IT'S BEAUTIFUL ALL THE WAY DOWN SOUTH HERE IN PHUKET SO VERY VERY FAR FROM ALASKA!!! I mean Hawaii was nice, but this? This??? I just LOVE IT here in the beach all the way down south here in Phuket so very far from my home in the arctic! Boy here at 7.885912 North Latitude and 98.276396 East Longitude all the way down here away from the arctic the sun is just SO HOT it makes me take my shirt off. Gee I sure hope Miss Understood doesn't find me here on this hot, sunny beach!