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hiker01

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  1. Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - Shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

    Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down

    And tells her she isn't going.

    Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the

    Bar drinking a glass of wine.

    "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into

    Letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since last night........... Yesterday evening I was

    Sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands

    Over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

    I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.

    He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with

    Perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the

    Bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the

    Bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

    So here I am.

    The husband was TTK!

  2. One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.

    Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

    His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

    The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

    'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

    He hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

    She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder, dear; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

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