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* Every teenager should get a high school education, even if they already know everything. * I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen". * Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. * The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. * Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they use to. * You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time. * According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman are their eyes. And women say thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. * Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. * All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. * Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? * I'm not 40-something. I'm $39.95, plus shipping and handling. * In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. * Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. * There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. * How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? * Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and he says, I wish you'd come to me sooner. * You read about all these terrorists -- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. Ken

I should add one of their two cars is out of commision so she is doing allthe driving around too. Ken

She has a visiting Aunt and she will return with guns blazing once her Aunt returns home. Ken

Just for the record I didn't kill Corgi's link, however it was very naughty. If someone has a tried and trusted contact by all means share it...by PM....but just popping links from google searches up here is going to get people burned. @Joli let me know what you need and I will see if I can source it. Ken

A bit of Pho and Corgi here.....Put them in a watch case but put them in your cargo luggage, customs will not check this in Germany as your luggage will simply be transfered to your next plane. It is only at your point of departure (Croatia) that you may have to have your luggae checked by customs. The other point is that if your contact in China is charging you $2000 for these 7 reps then it wouldn't hurt to shop around as that's very high by Chinese standards. Ken

Ok now that was funny Ken

However guy's I don't think the bear would have been so accomendating had it been people and not dogs he came accross. Ken

If you don't already think animals are far more spiritually advanced than we humans, think again. Stuart Brown describes Norbert Rosing's striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada'sHudson Bay. The photographer was sure that he was going to see the end of his dogs when the polar bear wandered in, but The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs. Ken

Hi Z and welcome to RWG I apologize for the fact it has taken so long to welcoming you here but you will find the more you participate in our forum that we really are a friendly bunch. Ken

Well for 50 bucks you can get an RWG ring with no risk and really mark yourself as part of our community. Ken

You are way to clever for me eddhead Ken

Like the others I love these lighter's and now I have access to them I would have a raft of them......except I also gave up 2 years ago. I do have a very rare cigar, I just have to convince myself that this justifies having the lighter. Ken

Commendable restraint all this non posting everyone give yourselves a big pat on the back Oops Ken

Heeeyy..................you still look like a chick Ken

Ram ram and welcome to RWG Wim, not an Indian but I married one. Just hang on tight to your wallet because you are going to see very many beautiful reps here and I assure you it can be an expensive hobby. Ken

Still if you were to show the guy in the street those two HBB's and told them to pick the more expensive one I'll bet they pick the RG every time, I would also bet they wouldn't believe you if you told them the Ultimate was 4 or 5 hundred dollar more. Ken

Nah he's still looking for that guy he was chasing around the cars the other day. Ken

Is that one of those sniffer bears? If he finds drugs on you he rips you to pieces. Ken

I thought these looked good one the black with yellow stitch straps but there is something about that bracelet that really makes the watch special. Beautiful watch and great pic's Lani, wear it in good health. Ken

TTK is a dealer on the Rep Geek forum if you pop over there you canbuy from him. Ken

Very classy shots, I love the first one and yes as Toad said it would make a perfect cover for a Breitling mag....with the jet of course. Ken

Oh dear I wonder if he caught him And besides if it was Nanuq he would be chasing the bear! Ken

The part I found funny was all the guys who copped a belting.........I mean surely they were not fighting over the ladies. Ken

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him. " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed ." Ken

Am I the only one who's kid wont watch anything other than those animated (Horton Hears a Who etc) movies. Ken