Joey,
Don't worry...she's single (from what I've read).
Robbie- I agree with just about everything you're saying re ETA vs others... I know people that have had great luck with the PO chrono and a few that have had issues ranging from minor to...very major.
Also- we've got to skype at some point next week and discuss that Venus thing regarding the Portos.... looking like a no go, unfortunately, but a sweet little Venus chrono regardless