Well lets see...
My freshman year of my undergrad University I discovered skeezy bars and attractive co-eds.... needless to say I wasn't going to wear my gens that I got for HS graduation out to any of these bars! My roommate came up with a novel solution: Get a fake.
Well, I still have that fake (it's back home) from replicahause.com and it is, quite honestly, one of the shittiest things I've ever seen. My favorite part of it (Standard Submariner, btw) is that when it moves, you can hear what sounds like (and may be) a ball baring rolling around inside the case...
Ah to be young(er) and foolish!