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I am glad you raised this issue Andy it is a worry that someoine might ignore the rules and try and post here...which would be a total breach of the aforementioned rules..... it could result in all sorts of repercussions...

 

I am always concerned that rules should never be broken and consider this an opportunity to reach out publicly and warn guys not to...I mean any guy that would break such rules would have to be on crack...!!! and if you are then please REMEMBER......

 

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And so do highly detailed tats.  Death by 1,000 punctures?

 

 

 

Thats pretty nonrelativistic ;)

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OK now this thread is as short as ever. This is the first and only post of 2014. I'll be highly surprised if the thread becomes any less short!

Wait! Is that the phone ringing? They know.....Gotta go..

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I wonder if this is like Schroedinger's Thread?  Is it in a state of life/death at the same time?  Does our consciousness determine its reality?  If we're not here typing in it, is it still "alive"? 

 

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