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Talk to Ken, he has two or three extras.  It's the only explanation... I keep selling them and they keep coming back.

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Sorry DP, I just checked and the shipping price I quoted you is way too low. 

 

It turns out the charge to get a 40' shipping container to you from Oz is a little over $11,000.  Consider it takes TWO containers to move Ken's Left Nut, well .... it gets a little pricey.

 

Still interested?  There's always the alternate, the Artist's Rendering of the real thing.  Reproduced in lifelike color on canvas, stretched and double matted behind museum-grade UV protective glass, signed by the Owner himself.  While expensive, it's nowhere near as pricey as the real thing.

 

Available in sizes from 36" (miniscule), 72" (tiny) and 144" (laughably miniature) up to near-lifesize, printed on a rolled up circus tent.  Hurry, supplies are limited!

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Gee thanks a lot cornerstone, now the nut's out of the bag, so to speak. Ken came up with this great idea to fund RWG, by renting out his left nut for a projection surface much like seen in the picture. It seems there isn't another oblong object anywhere on earth massive enough to suit the purpose. We have Disney, next... NASA! Realtime visualization of Mars landings can be a reality!

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10 minutes ago, KB said:

so I see this message at the bottom of the page......' This thread is quite old. Please consider starting a new thread rather than reviving this one. '

 

ok then :)

 

Oops...[censored] :(

 

Ken

 

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Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin.                    
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.            
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!                         
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,    
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.          
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,           
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!          
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,                      
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,                 
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,              
And his penis...
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