The Shortest Thread Ever

[Guest Jenifer]

Tengo un montón de cosas necesitas entender, pero no quiero perder esta oportunidad

[dieselpower]

 

For fu**s sake, how long is this thread gonna last???

 

The big D*ck, the only man on earth who could check the time whilst 'greeting' a supporter. I wish my balls were that big.

[Nanuq]

Talk to Ken, he has two or three extras.  It's the only explanation... I keep selling them and they keep coming back.

[dieselpower]

PM sent.

[Nanuq]

Sorry DP, I just checked and the shipping price I quoted you is way too low. 

 

It turns out the charge to get a 40' shipping container to you from Oz is a little over $11,000.  Consider it takes TWO containers to move Ken's Left Nut, well .... it gets a little pricey.

 

Still interested?  There's always the alternate, the Artist's Rendering of the real thing.  Reproduced in lifelike color on canvas, stretched and double matted behind museum-grade UV protective glass, signed by the Owner himself.  While expensive, it's nowhere near as pricey as the real thing.

 

Available in sizes from 36" (miniscule), 72" (tiny) and 144" (laughably miniature) up to near-lifesize, printed on a rolled up circus tent.  Hurry, supplies are limited!

[droptopman]

Too funny

Sent from my droptop using telepathy ️

[Nanuq]

No takers? Dang. I had 10 of them printed up.

Maybe Barnum and Bailey will buy Ken's Left Nut?

[cornerstone]

I hear Epcot built a life sized replica of the nut in question.

 

[Nanuq]

Gee thanks a lot cornerstone, now the nut's out of the bag, so to speak. Ken came up with this great idea to fund RWG, by renting out his left nut for a projection surface much like seen in the picture. It seems there isn't another oblong object anywhere on earth massive enough to suit the purpose. We have Disney, next... NASA! Realtime visualization of Mars landings can be a reality!

[Admin]

Thought I told you not to post here?

[Nanuq]

Oops! Ken made me do it. He threatened me with being crushed by his left nut.

[KB]

On today of all days I once again warn all you lower life types.....

 

DO NOT POST HERE!

 

[Nanuq]

Summer in Alaska!! Rahrrrrrrr!!

[KB]

so I see this message at the bottom of the page......' This thread is quite old. Please consider starting a new thread rather than reviving this one. '

 

ok then

 

Oops...shit

 

Ken

[swdivad]

10 minutes ago, KB said:

so I see this message at the bottom of the page......' This thread is quite old. Please consider starting a new thread rather than reviving this one. '

 

ok then

 

Oops...[censored]

 

Ken

 

[cornerstone]

[KB]

Horny little bitch

 

How you doing buddy (cornerstone) long time no see

 

Ken

[cornerstone]

Doing great, fighting to keep this thread going.  Spending more and more time on the My Little Pony forum, naturally.  The daily 'fisties' thread on that forum is quite frightening

[Nanuq]

[Sogeha]

Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Robin.                    
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.            
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!                         
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,    
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.          
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,           
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!          
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,                      
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,                 
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,              
And his penis...

[dieselpower]

Anyone smell elderberries?

[Nanuq]

[Sogeha]

I don't want to talk to you anymore you empty headed animal food trough water.

[Nanuq]

[Sogeha]

I sneer at your knight and give you a fluffy bunny