PhilipM Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana - Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanikai Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 2 of my many favs "Three can Keep a Secret if Two ar Dead" Benjamin Franklin ~ "If it's not about winning why are we keeping score?" Quoted by a Duke Basket Ball Coach .. I've forgotten his name .. edit add:.. can't forget this one. Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. Martin Luther King Jr.~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't...hunt it down and kill it!!" EDIT add: And another one I use almost everyday at work: "Screw you guys...I'm goin' home" - Eric Cartman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotoman Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "what kind of egotistical maniac quotes himself in his own forum signature" -phoband 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Ok here's a few... Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. and a funny one... When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky driver Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "He's pulling him off. The Spanish manager is pulling his Captain off!" George Hamilton, RTE's (Radio Telef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "what kind of egotistical maniac quotes himself in his own forum signature" I dunno, how many kinds are there? <insert Tom drum/crash cymbal here> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollux1 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "she kicks back doors for the binmen" "she looks like a serengeti swamp donkey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 I dunno, how many kinds are there? <insert Tom drum/crash cymbal here> Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "I've met the pope, you blasphemous lot, and you look nothing like him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooky driver Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 "she kicks back doors for the binmen" I'm still trying to work that one out. hey new avatar...i think i know that house. but i did love your old one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaedo Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - Freud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollux1 Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I'm still trying to work that one out. hey new avatar...i think i know that house. but i did love your old one. I grew up playing in the grounds of Stormont, me my family and friends, lotsa fond memories mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 I fear the future man as I take in the view - Townshend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pizzanooo Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 If you lived here, you`d be home by now... Firesign You are, what you is.... Zappa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialvat Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 She/He has got a mouth like a bag of spanners (Dont know where I heard it but still use it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 (Dont know where I heard it but still use it) Shoot, all the one liners from U.K. sound like the dialogue from "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" F'rinstance; Skinhead to my mate in a pub last week..."You f*ckin lookin at my missus mate? My mate:...........Nah just her t*ts............You wanna pick a window, c*cksucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthebhoy Posted January 15, 2009 Report Share Posted January 15, 2009 "You 're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off " - My names Caine, Michael Caine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAMman Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 You know you're getting old when your blood type is no longer available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanikai Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Ok here's a few... and a funny one... When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbieG Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 "China, Taiwan or my butthole are dangerous places to navigate." - Phoband /RWG - 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmurphy926 Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 "China, Taiwan or my butthole are dangerous places to navigate." - Phoband /RWG - 2008 :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3.4 seconds.' I bought her a scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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