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2 of my many favs B)

"Three can Keep a Secret if Two ar Dead"

Benjamin Franklin ~

"If it's not about winning why are we keeping score?"

Quoted by a Duke Basket Ball Coach .. I've forgotten his name ..

edit add:.. can't forget this one.

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

Martin Luther King Jr.~

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Ok here's a few...

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

and a funny one...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Ken

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I'm still trying to work that one out. :bangin: hey new avatar...i think i know that house. ;)

but i did love your old one.

I grew up playing in the grounds of Stormont, me my family and friends, lotsa fond memories mate!

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(Dont know where I heard it but still use it)

Shoot, all the one liners from U.K. sound like the dialogue from "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels"

F'rinstance;

Skinhead to my mate in a pub last week..."You f*ckin lookin at my missus mate?

My mate:...........Nah just her t*ts............You wanna pick a window, c*cksucker?

:1a:

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