cornerstone Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 This is all over the world's media, but I think we can all tut at her failure to read Nanuq's posts... STEP ONE: "I have an idea!" STEP TWO: "This is going to be fun!! This is definitely a good idea" STEP THREE: "Okay...not a good idea...!" STEP FOUR: "Get me the f*$k out of here!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted April 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 And from the polar bear's perspective STEP ONE: "Mmm a snack!" STEP TWO: "Looks meaty" STEP THREE: "Tasty!!" STEP FOUR: "Guys, you're going to need a bigger fishing rod for that...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefcook Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 That happened last friday in Berlin. I know why I hate Berlin. Everytime I where there someone had some stupid ideas like burning down something or "go swimmin' wid da bears...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Manny Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 That is the slowest elephant seal I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 STEP 3.5: "Tastes like Chicken" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 And the bears or the zoo or anything or any one except the stupid person who climbed the fence and jumped in for a swim, the zoo will have to make the enclosier impregnable and the public will pay for it in higver costs, should have lett the bears eat here and play the film out side as a deterant for other people who might think it wouls be nice to swim with "the big cuddly bears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numptyj Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 She may have been injured but at least she can pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 she can pick up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted April 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 STEP 3.5: "Tastes like Chicken" In other news, Cuddly Knut's PR crisis management team has announced a new range of tasty dinner sauces.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJo35 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 STEP FOUR: "Guys, you're going to need a bigger fishing rod for that...." STEP FIVE: "to hell with the fishing pole, someone grab the gaff!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_brian_ Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 She must have escaped from the Menschenaffenhaus. I hope they put her back in the cage after her stunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 I know from the Aussie news pic's that one of the bears took a couple of chunks out of her so at least she will have a memento of her stupidity. Although once she recovers she will probably make a lot of money on the talk show circuit. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 i guess she just needed a hug but i feel bad for the poor bears who have to resort to junk food nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefcook Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 ... but i feel bad for the poor bears who have to resort to junk food nowadays Do you mean fat burgers? *g* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meinessex Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Although once she recovers she will probably make a lot of money on the talk show circuit. Ken I don't think anyone that stupid will have much of interest to say... "Yeah the water was cold, and when you get close up their teeth are bigger than you think" !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 She could always do an advert for Macca's- "I donated to the Wildlife Preservation cause!" O/S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gioarmani Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 (edited) Stupid people deserve to die stupidly; the species keeps getting stronger. They shouldn't even be given tombstones--just buried under giant stone dunce-caps. Edited April 13, 2009 by gioarmani Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 This is all Al Gore's fault; This poor woman obviously saw his award winning "Weather" infomercial and wanted to apologise, personally, on behalf of all mankind, for destroying the bears' natural habitat. In Berlin. I always root for the animals in these cases. Like Gio said, it's just good culling of the gene pool. Thank God Timothy Treadwell was eaten alive before he had the chance to procreate. Go Bears! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailboss Posted April 15, 2009 Report Share Posted April 15, 2009 Aginst stupidity, the gods them selves, contend in vain. What more can you say? Col. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeJay Posted April 16, 2009 Report Share Posted April 16, 2009 Polar bears FTW [edit to add] From one of my favorite movies: A toast... To the cubs winning the World series and big tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milsub5517 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i hope she had like a 100,000$ bet with her friends that she'll go swimming with the bears and will be able to get out alive. otherwise its just plain stupid...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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