Nanuq's Lecture Tour: Failing Polar Bear Safety 101

[cornerstone]

This is all over the world's media, but I think we can all tut at her failure to read Nanuq's posts...

STEP ONE: "I have an idea!"

STEP TWO: "This is going to be fun!! This is definitely a good idea"

STEP THREE: "Okay...not a good idea...!"

STEP FOUR: "Get me the f*$k out of here!!!!!"

[cornerstone]

And from the polar bear's perspective

STEP ONE: "Mmm a snack!"

STEP TWO: "Looks meaty"

STEP THREE: "Tasty!!"

STEP FOUR: "Guys, you're going to need a bigger fishing rod for that...."

[TwoTone]

.

[chefcook]

That happened last friday in Berlin. I know why I hate Berlin. Everytime I where there someone had some stupid ideas like burning down something or "go swimmin' wid da bears...".

[Chicken Manny]

That is the slowest elephant seal I have ever seen.

[dluddy]

STEP 3.5: "Tastes like Chicken"

[FxrAndy]

And the bears or the zoo or anything or any one except the stupid person who climbed the fence and jumped in for a swim, the zoo will have to make the enclosier impregnable and the public will pay for it in higver costs, should have lett the bears eat here and play the film out side as a deterant for other people who might think it wouls be nice to swim with "the big cuddly bears"

[numptyj]

She may have been injured but at least she can pick up

[FxrAndy]

she can pick up

[cornerstone]

STEP 3.5: "Tastes like Chicken"

In other news, Cuddly Knut's PR crisis management team has announced a new range of tasty dinner sauces....

[JoJo35]

STEP FOUR: "Guys, you're going to need a bigger fishing rod for that...."

STEP FIVE: "to hell with the fishing pole, someone grab the gaff!"

[_brian_]

She must have escaped from the Menschenaffenhaus. I hope they put her back in the cage after her stunt...

[KB]

I know from the Aussie news pic's that one of the bears took a couple of chunks out of her so at least she will have a memento of her stupidity.

Although once she recovers she will probably make a lot of money on the talk show circuit.

Ken

[chronoluvvv]

i guess she just needed a hug

but i feel bad for the poor bears who have to resort to junk food nowadays

[chefcook]

...

but i feel bad for the poor bears who have to resort to junk food nowadays

Do you mean fat burgers? *g*

[meinessex]

Although once she recovers she will probably make a lot of money on the talk show circuit.

Ken

I don't think anyone that stupid will have much of interest to say... "Yeah the water was cold, and when you get close up their teeth are bigger than you think" !!!

[offshore]

She could always do an advert for Macca's-

"I donated to the Wildlife Preservation cause!"

O/S

[gioarmani]

Stupid people deserve to die stupidly; the species keeps getting stronger. They shouldn't even be given tombstones--just buried under giant stone dunce-caps.

Edited April 13, 2009 by gioarmani

[Demsey]

This is all Al Gore's fault; This poor woman obviously saw his award winning "Weather" infomercial and wanted to apologise, personally, on behalf of all mankind, for destroying the bears' natural habitat. In Berlin.

I always root for the animals in these cases. Like Gio said, it's just good culling of the gene pool. Thank God Timothy Treadwell was eaten alive before he had the chance to procreate.

Go Bears!

[trailboss]

Aginst stupidity,

the gods them selves,

contend in vain.

What more can you say?

Col.

[TeeJay]

Polar bears FTW

[edit to add]

From one of my favorite movies:

A toast...

To the cubs winning the World series

and big tits.

[milsub5517]

i hope she had like a 100,000$ bet with her friends that she'll go swimming with the bears and will be able to get out alive. otherwise its just plain stupid...!

[KB]

Ken