The wine glass would crack first. He would blame the decanter for buying the drugs and then passing them on to the whisky tumblers. He would blow in the champagne flutes as they were on the scene and he would accuse the hi-balls of extortion as they were wanting a piece of the action. He would grass up the ice bucket just because he is an ugly b**tard.
Never trust a wine glass…………..more like a whine glass!
Wot’s my prize?
JTB