Am I therefore part of the global conspiracy of no good conscience? Or maybe my motives are more mundane and I merely find run-to-the-hills a selfish answer.
Survival skills are not in themselves a bad thing, obviously. The problem I have is that they're mostly practised in the US by people calling themselves groups with the word militia in them, and at the expense of those around them. Is this a problem to me? No, because if they ever do flip the switch, there's an ocean between them and me, in both directions.
ps. If you can't survive a simple ribbing on the internet, how are you going to survive the poklips?