A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
>> Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles
>> and my mum said it was contagious."
>> "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
>> Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's
>> a bug going round, and it's contagious."
>> "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
>> Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door
>> neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says
>> it will take the contagious.