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4304-ish OT: When did our "stick the tongue out in jest" smiley turn into a gecko performing cunnilingus?

Dude, they don't let Canadians take part, regardless of color. Or dudes. It's time to let go of the dream.... That email is the stream of consciousness of a complete imbecile, and a total racist. I could go through it point by point, but really - why bother. It's plainly obvious from start to finish - by addressing every other non-white race as "you" and typifying the actions of a few as the actions of every other person on planet earth because of the race that they're not, yeah, that's racist. And thick.

Congrats on the new home! Ah, the sweet, sweet joys of never having to rake the lawn or take out the garbage.

Apparently nominations closed less than 2 weeks after he took office..... Pathetic. Not his fault of course, embarrassing for him in fact.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...." General John Sedgwick, 9 May 1864, before being shot in the head.

If my car keys turn up while you're searching for your watch please let me know [by which I mean, my car keys have gone missing. It doesn't mean your wife is having an affair ]

Why is it you always find how do they questions in the why is it thread?

Changing your username to AP1A after the sale?

Looking with this expression seems to work for me... ...in San Francisco Your mileage may vary

Qantas

Man Ray

Ah - classic. As you say, there doesn't seem to be too much fight there... In the unedited version I reckon there's some mutual cigarette smoking not long afterwards

(NB Fairly slow loading images - click to enlarge) "Hunny, can you catch us some fish?" "Hmm...okay." "Fish...fish...where to find some fish." "Plenty of bears...not many fish." "A ha!" "Pounce!" "Gotcha!" "Dinner's up!" [These photos from Alaska just won an international wildlife photography award]

You're thinking of mayonnaise on your fries...

Congrats on the wedding - what fantastic pics!!! Holy shit with the tarantula though...(!) PS Did you really get married at Tee-Jay's request....?

Either that or he has "Jeremy Beadle" hands

I'm sure he mentioned dance lessons....

Wisconsin Tourism Federation?

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Brokeback Mountain

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