I'd take his favorite watch out of his watch box. The Skyland I introduced him to of course.
I'd run it over, settling under my front wheel, then grind it back and forth a bit with my steering wheel, while he watched, for effect, then throw it in my BBQ grill and let him watch it melt while I cooked a nice steak.
Then I'd make him wear it all day long while I sent him PM's on RWG of pics of highly polished, superb Breitlings. and lots of and smileys.
Then i'd be [censored] I didn't send the PM's from a clean room and wash my IP's and prepare for him coming after me like the Luftwaffe or whatever the hell country he is in.