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Need a little calm in your life?


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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

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Unfortunatly i alway finish the bottle, but a sence of achivement is always good so i will go an open a new bottle!

I'd always prefer to have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. :tu:

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if you have a good stereo you should add some of Bach's suites for cello VERY LOUD!! I swear, it's the best thing!

Merry christmas mate!

Merry Christmas to you, too! Today isn't a Bach day, it's a Claude Debussy day. So I'm listening to the Canadian Brass doing Trois Chansons.

WOW!! Verrrrrrrrrrrrry nice. :tu:

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I so want to slam the door on that cottage! B)

Merry Christmas buddy.

Ken

Only slightly less sneaky than the old backcountry ski trick when you're in the woods and you smack the tree branch with your pole as you ski under it, so it cascades on the one behind you. :rolleyes: Not that I would EVER do that mind you.

Merry Christmas, Ken!

:drinks:

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Oh Bob folloing you advice here i managed to spill bourbon on my key board and spent 3 days over christmas with no M, no space bar and no control keys, you cost me €20 for anew key board, but hey that is better than €400 for a new net book i suppose.

did you notice that my typing got worse????

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