sgtguk Posted October 29, 2012 Report Posted October 29, 2012 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... . . . 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?' Made me laugh Have a great week ! 2
Nanuq Posted October 29, 2012 Report Posted October 29, 2012 We know it wasn't KEN in that hospital bed, then......
Legend Posted November 7, 2012 Report Posted November 7, 2012 S I am beginning to suspect.. so did you manage to get your test results back that beautiful day?
sgtguk Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Posted November 7, 2012 Lmao :inverted: ya got me mate ! I can still picture the look on her face now..............
hambone Posted April 29, 2013 Report Posted April 29, 2013 Great! A relief to. Was expecting one of those awful medical textbook photos.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk By Golly I Must Say!
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