sgtguk Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely..... . . . 'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?' Made me laugh Have a great week ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Very nice...thanks for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike on a bike Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HartDoc Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Consider the above story, stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 We know it wasn't KEN in that hospital bed, then...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dluddy Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woof* Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krpster Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 nice one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchnuts Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Great! Made me laugh, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 S I am beginning to suspect.. so did you manage to get your test results back that beautiful day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtguk Posted November 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Lmao :inverted: ya got me mate ! I can still picture the look on her face now.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modelizer Posted November 7, 2012 Report Share Posted November 7, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted April 29, 2013 Report Share Posted April 29, 2013 Great! A relief to. Was expecting one of those awful medical textbook photos.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk By Golly I Must Say! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martijnp Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Hahaha good one, didn't see that one coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyyammine Posted May 1, 2013 Report Share Posted May 1, 2013 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchguy7575 Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 lol. very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panermaniac Posted May 2, 2013 Report Share Posted May 2, 2013 Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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