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Precisely! I'm so clear. I'd love to thank Dianetics for getting me clear of all my past life shortest thread baggage. According to my E-Meter, I'm free.

Funny little story....

I was at a trash and treasure market once when I passed a stall set up by the Dianetics crowd and they were on a recruiting drive so they had their stress-o-meter on the table.

Initially the wife and I were going to keep walking but then for a laugh I sat down and tried it out.....so the meter says dead calm and the guy is looking at the machine as if something must be wrong, turns up a dial and asks me to try again......still calm and now we are drawing a crowd, so the guy turns the dial all the way up and of course now it's reading with a bit of stress.

Well the guy says to the quite large crowd now that "Dianetics can remove that stress!", so I say "And you are free from this stress?" "Of course" he says "I'm clear", "Ok" I said "Without touching that dial I would like to see you try that stress-o-meter".

My wife and I left a sweating and clearly stressed guy sitting in front of a very expectant crowd and you know I never did see that stall at the market again. :D

Ken

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