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cornerstone

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  1. Platinum members also receive a complimentary a lap dance from KB.
  2. The clip is from Curb Your Enthusiasm, which is an amazing show if you've never seen it. I added the little rep joke and made the gif file. (NB in the real clip he's just been told he has cancer from memory, it's obviously funnier on the show!!) I'm ambidextrous too, and yes while there is convincing evidence for us being better lovers (I may have made that up), there's no nine year gap in life expectancy, the hundreds of billions of dollars involved in life insurance are unlikely to have missed it.
  3. Did somebody put the international bat symbol out for a smart ass? Until Pugwash arrives, I'll do my best... As far as I know, I don't even "lough" once a day, let alone 15 times. And if the left handed thing was true, I'm pretty sure my life insurance form would have a massive question on it.
  4. Beers are going down well this end. Currently have two on the go. One that's almost finished, and one that's only just begun!
  5. Nice! I have a lamb roast on the way, served with cold beer, and followed up by more beer. Then perhaps some beer.
  6. Just an idea, but we could turn it into the "Pass Around Nut". Could make for some fun customs declarations. Testicle returned for repair....
  7. Good work! Hope the mystery of what happened to the truck gets resolved, no doubt you're ready do go Incredible Hulk on them.
  8. Big +1 to txcollector's post. It's nothing short of theft to sit with a bag in your possession and try to claim the money back as well, especially when it's the one in the photographs that were sent. If you buy anything online, you can only go by pictures, that's the big benefit of shops FFS.
  9. This has been discussed before. It is categorically the policy of the forum, that in those circumstances the other mods / admin oversee any forum-related issues (i.e. KB or offshore would have to take their mod hat off). The other members of the crew with no vested interested in the situation would be in charge. However, where it gets complicated is that all dealers have 'mod' status inside of their own forum area - so KB or offshore had no particularly special status in those areas.
  10. Christ - the man already posted that he was closed and wasn't around. He obviously hoped to be back on Monday, but hasn't been able to. Something important in life has clearly intervened. Please be patient. He's been on the forum every week since it started (so every week for over 6 years, and on the forum before that), so it's obviously an important thing, and you're in safe hands. It's a slightly off-center logo on a handbag for crying out loud, not the ebola virus on the loose. On a lighter note, I know for sure that KB would give his left nut to make it right, but he's already given his other three to Nanuq. Relax, it'll be fine.
  11. All strength and thoughts for your brave daughter as she recovers - hopefully it can be brought under control.
  12. Wow. What camera set-up did you use for the first photos? They're amazing shots.
  13. Moving on...(!) Japan is awesome. Should be back in a couple of months all going well. They have beer vending machines on street corners - enough said! You can buy up to a litre cans in most of them, but one I came across you could buy some mega 2 litre bottle. Need a beer on the train platform on the way home from work? No problem! Run out of beer at home? No problem, walk around to the vending machine on the corner fifty metres away. So you can get them in man sizes. Or you can also get them in teeny-tiny ladies sizes, like this dude....
  14. Er, dude. You realise this is going to make Tokyo business meetings really weird for me now.... From your blog link: I'm not sure, but I get the feeling that the blog may be a little bit massively gay.
  15. If he ever decides to get intimate with a donkey in a manger, and his watch runs out at the same time.....that's totally going to freak him out.
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