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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that [censored] knows I'm smarter than her.

Congrats Morlock, a great reveiw of a very convincing rep I sorted some pics from my private collection that i hope you will enjoy Be lucky @ll

I'm from Waterford originally but my da wanted to move to the UK when i was 6yrs old...i still ask him why?!?!?!..spose u gotta go where the money is Be lucky @ll

Its a terrible shot but just wanted to show my daily beater back to its former glory following a very kindly donated (and very well modded IMO) pearl form RolexMan...Thanks again RM Be lucky @ll

..the bellies are still too big mind

Wear it for a while without the crown protection paint and wait until someone asks to look at it and then bathe in the glory of knowing RWG is a place only determined people find Be lucky @ll

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."

Keep the faith brother. We all have the ones that drive us crazy and the ones we smile at year after year Hope you get it sorted soon. Be lucky @ll

Hmmmmm repped superficially....I am poor but i can have what you have(very nearly)...MUHAHAHAHA!!!...i think i should sell this stuff on ebay, stupid rich people will buy it without looking ...sorry did i say all that out loud? I love RWG forever Be lucky @ll

I am a self confessed approval junkie....C'mon china get reppin Be lucky @ll

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "

Black Testicles .. A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '

The Optics industry in the UK use 3 main companies, Sinclair Coatings, Siltint and Spectrum for out of house MAR coating. Optical lenses are made a little bigger than needed usually to allow for the ring of uneven coating at the very outer of the lens that is caused by the clamping method. I also think that the hardness of the coating would be an issue and would probably scratch allot easier than the AR offered by Chieftang or the AWOL Jakub( He has 2 of my crystals ) Having had a chat some time ago with Chief about the differences between Optical MAR coatings and the one he provides, i can tell you this guy knows his stuff! Be lucky @ll

I love mine but shundis makes a certain part of me twitch

By day a lowley optical lab manager...but by night.. A muther fudging *Ting*[]D [] []V[] []D *Bling*...me nah need nah pics fe tell ye Be lucky @ll

Albert Einstein was dyslexic(it is actually true)..C=me scared...it could have all been so different. Dluddy has a cool signature and is going to start off another PAW Be lucky all

WOW. what a disgusting amount of money to pay for a piece of rolex history, do the people that bid on these things not understand the good that money could bring to those not as fortunate? It is a small bit of Bakelite. People are real and breathe. My 2 quid. Be lucky @ll

Hey Si. Welcome to the end of all your expendable income Relatively new myself and my advice: read, read and read some more, you will be amazed by the knowledge these watch geeks have Regards from Notts.

In fact, Fack it Nick, I think i'll keep it ! hee hee

He was a classy fella and so would have worn a classy watch like this beauty Be lucky @ll

If the PAW is still in circulation and can make it to the UK for Sept 10th it can come with me on my VIP trip to Milan for the Italian GrandPrix...I won VIP tickets and will be getting VERY close to the action! Be lucky @ll

Bad luck is something that floats around and lands on good people as well as bad. Good intention is a gift that you give to the world without knowing and is always rewarded. Be cool my brother. I will wish for your watches to find their way home. Be lucky @ll

Oh dear, the rising inFECTION. Personally i glare at anybody that uses that tone with me and remind them that they are speaking the Queens English....In the wrong way.That said, my grammer and use of punctuation is [censored] awfull...live and let live i..SAY? Be lucky @ll

Nottingham sounds best to me V Count me in wherever and when ever! Be lucky @ll

...and one more (no offense intended to any members) Be lucky @ll