jfreeman420 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) So my doorbell rings the other day, I answer it and it's the friendly mail man with a package. Funny, I'm not expecting anything. I bring it inside and promptly inspect the suspicious package. I put it up to my ear and I can faintly hear a ticking sound. So I think, who did I [censored] off that would send me a bomb? Nobody I hope. It doesn't smell funny so hopefully no poison. I decide to open it up, unwrap the bubble and proceed to shreik like a little girl at the site before me. Then it all starts to make sense. The shots of Patron, the smoke filled bar, empty Captain Morgan bottles, the dead hooker................er I mean, nevermind that part. I somehow remeber being online about a week ago. Maybe 2 or 3 in the morning. Barely making out the blur on my screen, clicking buy and sending paypal. Oh no what a waste of money........ Well you might as well see the product of binge drinking. You may want to peer through your fingers at first. Ready? Areyou sure? Ok Here goes........ Oops, sorry shouldn't have used the flash. Ok here it is....... Ok, ok those of you who know me didn't believe my story anyway. Yes I meant to buy this. Yes I did search around for this because it is discontinued. This is what they call a five row iced Jacob. Two rows of ice on the side of the bezel and three rows on the side of the case. Not to mention the iced bracelet, lugs and bezel. This version is long discontinued. The new ones only have two rows of ice. Much less bling. I opted for the blue mother of pearl dial because I figured the iced dial would just be too much. With this post I beg someone to make an iced out breitling or AP ROO. The absence of these models have forced me to buy this monstrosity. I kinda like it though. It will go for the Titty club test this weekend. See you at Pure Platinum.................... Edited June 29, 2009 by jfreeman420 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deltatahoe Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 (edited) I opted for the blue mother of pearl dial because I figured the iced dial would just be too much. ok that's all i have to say about that deltatahoe ps, let us know how the test goes Edited June 29, 2009 by deltatahoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadog13 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 that has to be one of the ugliest watches I have ever seen...it takes a brave man to wear that one in public, like one of the guys in this picture : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Thanks for posting that pic dadog. I almost forgot, I have to get my chain cleaned before I go out with this watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadog13 Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Thanks for posting that pic dadog. I almost forgot, I have to get my chain cleaned before I go out with this watch. LOL I hope you got the package deal (watch + matching chain 0,5kg of 24k gold)... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 OM Fing G No more comment.........I'll do my talking to a bucket. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 PIMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve52 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockwerkgoblin Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 (edited) Nice watch! Well done. Don't listen to the others criticising you for your flair. All of them are too insecure and lack the confidence to wear such a piece with dignity. They would much rather wear a plain and simple Panerai where it would be harder for them to be 'caught out' than striding out with such an awesome and magnanimous piece. /edit included Edited June 30, 2009 by clockwerkgoblin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Different strokes for different folks! OT....I saw a Piaget at my solicitors the other day in white gold, that looked like that. He got it as part payment of a large bill. It had a RRSP of $140k, and a valuation cert of $100k. FWIW he took it in @$10k reduction on his account~! Now you know how they make their $$!! Offshore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utheman Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Thanks for posting that pic dadog. I almost forgot, I have to get my chain cleaned before I go out with this watch. Remember to practice your best New York/Italian accent "How You Doin?" pick-up line before going to the clubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Wow.....this has to be the rep of the year. Get some yellow trousers, a red shirt and white shoes to go along with this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
numptyj Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 LOL ballin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Respect is due to someone who has the nerve to wear that... Funniest RWG post of the week so far btw - thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadtorrent Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Great post...the watch...so-so. Hah hah...just kidding...that thing is iced...that's for sure...and definitely part of the Jfreeman approved private stock collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadog13 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 All you need now is the car (crazy russians have all the best stuff - gold plated Porsche! LOL) : and a driver : and you're good to go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormTooper4 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 BEJEZUS Dude you're a braver man than me showing that thing, Wear it well, but very discreetly ST4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jkay Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Oh well done! It would have been so easy to make something like that look tacky and cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 OT....I saw a Piaget at my solicitors the other day in white gold, that looked like that. He got it as part payment of a large bill. It had a RRSP of $140k, and a valuation cert of $100k. FWIW he took it in @$10k reduction on his account~! Now you know how they make their $$!! Those Piaget's are nice. Too small though at 33mm. This is a big sucker. 47mm Remember to practice your best New York/Italian accent "How You Doin?" pick-up line before going to the clubs Well, I was born in New York so.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Dude, you settled for that pathetic 5-row piece? C'mon you gotta man up and get the REAL bling. Check the 13-row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxman Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 This Is to keeping your pimp hand strong huggy bear would be proud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 C'mon you gotta man up and get the REAL bling. Check the 13-row. That is bling. Submit that to Jacob. Maybe a new model for 2010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mardo Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Make sure your pimp hand is firm and smack any b@$%h that says that watch is ugly!! Baller! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADRED7 Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 .....I never liked those Jacob-pieces....too big and quartz is not my preferred movement. How about one of these sec@9.....MBW does these ROO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanuq Posted July 1, 2009 Report Share Posted July 1, 2009 My eyes! *claw claw* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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