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How Many Forum Members to Change a Lightbulb?


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How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?*

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that Julia or Tony aren't the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. 

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How many guys in large corporations does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: 180,001

One to hold the lightbulb and 180,000 to turn the building.

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How many (mythical) blonde female forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

A:  Just one... she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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If it were Victoria she'd have the perfect strap for the particular lamp, at the specific time of day, and to coordinate with the paint, furnishings and accessories in the room. TTK would then be a bit jealous and get just a bit catty.

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There are no good out of the box bulbs. All different versions have their flaws. Either you decide what you can live with most, or you send the bulb around to 10 different forum modders before you install it. You don't want to get called out when you light up.

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