Whoa!! Back up pardner!!
3 FACTS:
- It was you and Miss Understood that originally petitioned for a 'communal shower' whereas my proposal for private baths with prostitutes was dismissed as 'expensive, unworkable and contagious'.
- It's you that is in charge of the soap purchasing, and you buy 'Mr Slippy' every time, whereas I have repeatedly PM'd my preference for 'Iron Grip Dove' (I find it milder).
- While it's an undeniably tempting sight - you could resist occasionally you know!!!