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cornerstone

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  1. Finally something that actually fits TwoTone!
  2. This should be post of the year!! But Samurai, the tale is in the telling....tell us the story!!
  3. Where else? I found it on an abandoned laptop on the train home. Either that or in the Guardian. I blame his secretary, or whoever typed it up. Look at the pathetic effort to write 'SECRET' on it, they haven't even used bold or underline. Don't they use those big red 'top secret' stamps any more? I reckon if they did, he'd still be in a job. "Oh, yeah, better put this back in the folder.." Or perhaps why not just have office stationary with secret written already written on it....have a secret laser printer, and a not-secret laser printer. I'm just sayin' Jeez, I think half the members of this forum could run a better intelligence operation. Number 1: we all have the right watches. That's definitely covered. Plus we're able to communicate with people around the world. I'm able to speak English slowly in almost 110 countries, for instance. Pretty much, if you can communicate with King, I reckon you're going to do just fine talking while waving a gun at people.
  4. As they say, these anti-globalization protests are now pretty much worldwide I don't rate that policeman's chances for a sympathetic 'just doing your job' audience. The Met used their 'get out of jail free' card on shooting that Brazilian. And they've been caught out trying to hush this one up. To cap a bad week for them, the top anti-terrorist policeman in the UK has just had to resign. See if you can work out what how he screwed up.... ...
  5. According to the latest statistics I have, forum administrators are currently 16% less likely to spend time goofing off from work preparing graphs than they were in 2008.
  6. Is that the foot long, or do they do them in 'Elvis'?
  7. Not even close. Little White Lies was one of the most viewed topics of all time (more than Shortest Thread). My bet for the crown goes to Girls, Girls, Girls (28,400 views). Any higher than that out there?
  8. Ah...there she is.... It's 'bootiful' (in my best Bernard Matthews voice)
  9. You complete bastard.....and I mean that in the most jealous way possible!! Awesome and amazing collection! I'm going to go away and feel inadequate for a bit
  10. On the bright side, as drunken indiscretions go, no pissed-up rep purchase ever gave me the clap.
  11. Thanks Lani - a very cool initiative to support the forum. Not only do supporters get to support the running costs AND the chance to win that fine watch.....Miss Understood is also offering a webcam lap dance never to be forgotten. PLUS.... To help give everyone an extra nudge I've listed out my 'top tips' of which numbers may come up 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417 418 419 420 421 422 423 424 425 426 427 428 429 430 431 432 433 434 435 436 437 438 439 440 441 442 443 444 445 446 447 448 449 450 451 452 453 454 455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 476 477 478 479 480 481 482 483 484 485 486 487 488 489 490 491 492 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500 BEST OF LUCK EVERYONE!
  12. I have to say.....it's not a strategy that panned out for Gerald Ratner. hxxp://www.thejc.com/articles/interview-gerald-ratner
  13. It's absolutely phenomenal. Plus, on a lighter note, it's a great excuse to walk around town with a pillow strapped to your head.
  14. Some awesome shots in there! Classic!! Hope you have a great time!
  15. Best of luck. Here's a post-op reward for you....
  16. Good dog! May even throw my own a wee treat in solidarity with a champ!
  17. It's funny - this was a watch that had passed me by for ages too: http://www.rwg.cc/members/Ebel-1911-Orange-Love-t90706.html I love it.
  18. @Andy - what is it that's so incriminating about your belt buckle? My first guess is this Michael Jackson one - since there are 750,000 more freaks out there than I'd previously imagined after all those concert ticket sales... Although this is a possible alternative...
  19. I was just looking at the photos of this again, and it occurred to me.... ...the first bus driver that gets a direct spray hit on that bike through a muddy puddle is going to get his ass kicked.
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