Miss Understood

Ah ha ha ha, my dear Ryyannon You made me spill a good toothful of whiskey with that reply! I am grateful it did not spew from my nose, can you imagine the pain? "Daily beater"? Ha ha ha! Somehow I do not find that too hard to accept. The bhoy did seem to have an overactive libido the last time we camped.

What happened to M5Man? My dear bhoy, buy a watch that will accept genuine parts. By this I mean genuine bezels and crystals will snap on with no modifications whatsoever. The "bug" will bite you and before long you will be as obssessed as our dear Ubiquitous, darling lad that he is. I understand he moans and writhes in his sleep about Rolexes dancing about upon his body. Let us hope you do not sink so low. In any case (I do kill myself with my puns) you will not be satisfied with any watch as delivered. Having an accurate case will only open avenues of future modifications otherwise unavailable to you.

Mmmmmmmmm my dear bhoy You have no idea how I do adore differential equations. Would this set of equations by any chance be relating the effects of forces and resistances? You will cause shivers up and down my ever-relaxed spine should your answer include forces applied at varying angles.

My dear misguided bhoy, my succulent salmon Are you going to come back with a frosted willy? Again? If you recall the last time you did this, my attempts at rewarming the poor little thing were rather painful. Are you sure you want to do this. Think twice my bhoy but don't think hard. You may find it eminently painful.

My dear Sashwatch One word will suffice. Prada. If you cannot fit it in your Prada, you are simply carrying too much.

Ah the memories that delightful watch dredges up. Not a few of you know that I once flew the friendly skies of PanAm and I saw many a pilot sporting that watch. This was well before these gigantic turnips of watches you PAM afficionados sport, at the time a 40 millimeter case was big. One could always tell a pilot, to wit "big watch, small package". But I digress. When new the watches had lovely vibrant red and blue bezels but after a few thousand hours in the air protected by nothing but plexiglass panels a pilot's watch would fade rather dramatically. Being that this is a family forum I suspect this is what my succulent salmon meant by his "aged insert?" Certainly he was not referring to his other favorite type of insert.

Dear me, did it suddenly become warm in here?

My dear bhoys, I do hate these political arguements. Certainly you have better uses for those testosterone addled minds? And Art my dear. Tsk. Is 200 thousand deaths truly a conservative figure? It took perhaps two minutes to find another bit of information that constrasts yours rather starkly. My mind does become addled when asked to perform large calculatons but it appears that 200,000 persons divided by five years of war works out to roughly 40,000 deaths every year? Please do tell me what you think of this information? Be truthful my dear bhoy. Your bias is showing. http://www.iraqbodycount.net/database/

I see my succulent salmon has swum upstream to take this bait. My dear bhoy, you failed to mention the tape I made of our little romp. Shall we see what response would arise here if the Miss Understood Sex Tape should become public? I do recall you show a certain predilection for "arising"

My dear bhoy, one can only make a succulent salmon stretch so far. It is then that one begins to explore additional pastures. Let me put it this way. The name "Neil" is a homonym for an action, as well.

Tsk, my dear Twotone! And I thought your photographs of my nether regions were to remain our little secret,

My dear bhoy, you know a lady does love her pearls, this one is pretty enough to make me all dewy. Pardon me while I get some fresh air, you naughty bhoy. It is stunning.

My dear bhoy, Your PTSD has an exceedingly simple solution, if this I am quite sure.

My dear bhoy! Tsk! Although you cannot see it, I am tapping my toe at you, with balled fists upon my non-too-wide hips. Tsk!

My dear swdivad Is not the 318 a bit of a poseur in the sports sedan market? I believe the 320 was created to address several shortcomings of the 318. As a bit of advice, unless the fair half of your equation is a sports driving enthusiast, might I recommend something more in keeping with what SHE desires? While masculine and chiseled, the BMW 3 series do not appeal to all members of the fair sex. As well, bear in mind that BMWs tend to be driven hard. Are you prepared to rescue your lass when she experiences mechanical failure on some distant kerb? I know several women ("ladies" is too far a stretch) who prefer the lines of a Porsche over the chiseled lines of a BMW any day. Have you thought beyond the propeller insignia?

Ah my dear scrumptuous Offshore While there is no "I" in "team" there is a "me". I must say you lads have worked this pickle out the the betterment of the community, and I say hats off to you all. Well done.

Ah, Ken my bhoy. How shall I put this? With delicacy and restrain befitting a lady... that is a given. If I ever see a male wearing a watch as tastelessly decorated as that monstrosity, I shall know beyond any reasonable doubt that the lad is gay, blind, or both. Please, take my Gentle Giant Johnny's advice (hello JTB, you massive piece of beefsteak).

Oh my goodness, my mind was racing off to many alternate explanations for a tight fit in a lughole. Then when you said the tip broke off -- let me just say it put a wee damper on my desire. Best of luck to you my dear.

I converted it ... PM me your email addr and I'll shoot it back atcha... Big Bhoy.

Dear gentle Usil It is difficult to find fault with your choice of motorbike. One gets the impression that Nanuq (hello you handsome hunk of salmon) sets a frenetic pace with his garish, though doubtless fast, motorbike. Is that an allusion to his preferences in other aspects of his adrenaline-saturated life? One hopes not. A lady of distinction and discernment would more likely appreciate a slower, throbbing ride. Need I say more.

What you got in mind big boy

My dear sweet Faonmyea Rolex are famous for their waterproof watches, hence the nominative "Oyster." It is altogether likely that a Rolex may spend many years submerged and remain waterproof. Because it remains waterproof there is no reason to believe its timekeeping capacities would diminish. Yes, Rolex strapped a watch to the side of a submersible and gained notoriety from the event. But that is distinct from the example stated by your father. My advice is to believe him, stay in school, don't "do" drugs, and graduate to a well-compensated career near by my home. You are on the right track... try not to bugger it up.

My dear Offshore If I come in my thong bikini may I drive your rod? By this I mean, of course, your ocean-going vessel.

My dear sweet Eibon When this watch was made Tenzing Norgay was but a pup. At that point sapphire was not commonly used for watch crystals, rather it was plexiglass or acrylic, in a raised or "domed" configuration. To my educated eye this is the most damning evidence that this watch is an impostor.

Now now you shilly boy. I reshemble that remark. It's jusht as well I looged in tonight. hic! Had a few Bristol Creams with Braad and Angeline to wet the babys shed and I thought I would lag on to shee if there was any questshions for me. hic! Can I jusht say at the inset that I have no designsh on JTB. Lovely boy as he is - he is shomewhat too course for my delicate tashtes. I prefer my men to be dishtinquished and with a penchant for the finer things in life. There is a speshul one on the board who has caught my good eye, but a lady never dishcloses her ardour in such a public fashion. hic! Now where did I put my Alka Seltzer? MU