10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.
9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.
8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.
7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids, and six pallbearers.
6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies: "I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."
5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie..."
4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialog box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)".
3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.
2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks very similar to the ones on the old Beverly Hillbillies.
1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.
Ken