Crisis! Panic! Emergency!

[Nanuq]

I got to work this morning and looked admiringly at my left wrist to check out my baby, and realized with utter horror that I FORGOT MY WATCH AT HOME TODAY!

That's right I'm sitting here naked as I type. My bare wrist cries out to me. THE HUMANITY!!! The horror... the anguish! What am I to do??!!

I have my Emergency Watch in the car for situations just such as this, but it's a quartz watch (ewwwwwwwww) and I just can't bear to put it on.

And all the while, my bare, non-tanned naked wrist cries out to me.

Someone help! What to do? What to do?????!!!! Can someone at least fax me a photo of theirs so I can cut it out and tape it around my wrist?

(reposted from the "other" RWG, January 2005)

[LordRasta]

Can someone at least fax me a photo of theirs so I can cut it out and tape it around my wrist?

LOL!!! Are you at least wearing long sleeves? Can you hide your wrists?

[jsmith11]

Ugh what a terrible feeling, happened to me a couple weeks ago and I have no idea how I made it through the day!!!!!!! lol

[LordRasta]

Honestly this is like forgetting to put underwear on (hey I was VERY hungover). I would go home post haste. This just will not do. Imagine the shame if you have to *gasp* check the time on your cellphone!

[Victoria]

That's right I'm sitting here naked as I type. My bare wrist cries out to me. THE HUMANITY!!! The horror... the anguish! What am I to do??!!

Okay! First! Don't panic!! I know what to do!

FxrAndy, boil some hot water!

Lord Rasta, tear up some bedsheets into thin strips!

Jsmith11, grab some utensils and sterilise them on a flame candle!

Stand back, everyone! Clear!

Oops.

Stay away from the light, Nanuq!!

[SubFrog]

OUCH!

I KNOW this feeling well. But, Nanuq, I'll make you feel better:

After my honeymoon, I returned home from Hawaii to realize that my baby was STOLEN by TSA. However, I blame my lack of attention. When packing, I ended up putting it in my checked luggage...when I thought I had it in my carry on. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID. The locked bag was unlocked at the final destination.

All I have now is this picture:

http://www.bonddesign.com/watches/Col1.jpg

...and my search continues for the exact copy...but, I am still having trouble finding it. It seems my favorite dealer is no longer with us. (sigh) So, I hope YOU feel a little better.

Good luck with the nakedness today.

[LordRasta]

Okay! First! Don't panic!! I know what to do!

FxrAndy, boil some hot water!

Lord Rasta, tear up some bedsheets into thin strips!

Jsmith11, grab some utensils and sterilise them on a flame candle!

Stand back, everyone! Clear!

Oops.

Stay away from the light, Nanuq!!

hahahahahahaha!!!!!

[Victoria]

...and my search continues for the exact copy...but, I am still having trouble finding it.

Not nearly as nice as yours, SubFrog, but:

Much less than $100 from Watchsilix. I'm sure he has better versions in Silix-Prime.

[Victoria]

hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Where's TeeJay when you need his tattooing skills??

Nanuq, of course, your solution is staring you in the face. Borrow a watch from a co-worker, and pop out during your lunch hour for one of these:

[FxrAndy]

That must have been a horrible day, i have only been with out a watch on my wrist for maybe mins in the last 24 years, normaly during drugs teast as we have to prove we have nothing hidden that could affect the sample we have to give, i suppost i could fill a fiddy with just enough fluid to provide the sample though.

[FxrAndy]

Most definatly and you will get lots of attention Toooo!

From the men with the funny fitting jackets!

[offshore]

Nanug my friend, there is an easy answer for what ails you.

Break out the plastic, and pay a visit to the local AD at lunch time...I'm sure there will be something ( maybe a mint Kon Tiki) on the shelves, to ease your pain!

Offshore

[Johnkaz]

Firstly, this is humour, and this is no laughing matter for watch fetishists.

Yes the AD is the place to go for a test drive of a new model for 24 hours, no problemo.

Cheers Johnkaz.

[KB]

It's time for the Crazy Saleman..................break out those WWWW baby

Ken

[Crazysaleman]

Hello? Do Great RWG Friends call? Are ears deceive me? CAAARRZZZY!!!!!!!

Thank you all BEST FRIENDS, back now from craaazy shopping trip to Sri Lanka, with crrrrrraazzzzy new watches! Look here, NANUQ BEST DOUBLE RED TRL WRIST WRAP WATCH in WHITE!

Yes you read correct for BEST FRIENDS on RWG I offer TODAY ONLY stainless WRIST WRAP WATCH on white. But you say "this look just like last CAAARRZY SALE NBDRTRLWWW???" To my BEST FRIEND at RWG it is different in many many way.

New NEW new NBDRTRLWWW come with new fancy CLEAR tape for wrist. Yes you hear me right, no more duct tape for you!



SHOP NOW!! STOCK HERE NOW!!! CRAAAAAARZY SALE!!!!!!!! TODAY ONLY!!!!!!!

NEW STOCK! CRAZY!!!

For customer with big MANLY wrist I have now XXL NBDRTRLWWW for NO PANSY WRIST manly man customer:




DO NOT HESITATE! Do not be like one who waits:



BUY NOW! DO NOT BE LIKE THE ONE WHO TEMPT FATE!!!



Be STRONG! HAVE BIG ROCKS, buy now!! Be like STRONG SQUIRREL!!



Make good buy! Buy now!! Be smart, have happy life! Be like SMILEDOG!!!



NANUQ BEST!!! CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY SALE!!!!!!!!

[cornerstone]

:rofl:

[KB]

Hey what gives Crazysalesman I have my fresh faxed NBDRTRLWWW sitting here and instead of the extra big extra manly that I ordered I get this....

Is this some kind of sick joke or is this really from xiyang .....

Cheap Chinese copy market guy?

Ken

[Crazysaleman]

FAVORITE CUSTOMER KENBERG!

You say new watch not good not manly not got BIG ROCKS?

Maybe because you pay with Hasblo Monopory money??

Where is big manly Miss Understood explain you how got STRONGSQUIRREL big rocks?

Edited November 8, 2007 by Crazysaleman

[docblackrock]

only gone and spluttered grapefruit juice all over the place reading that this morning - thanks CrazySaleMan

Nanuq - I have a spare one of these if you're interested? Future emergencies, wallet-sized special

[KB]

You say I not have big rock??

Bless you my son for you know not what you say

Look at my big rock...

Ken

[cornerstone]

@Crazysaleman - FORMAL WARNING

You have been told before. If you have time to be posting here, you have time to be faxing Pugwash his new IWC Aquatimer. The poor man spends all day glancing at his Apple iFax wistfully but nothing ever comes out the top.

You will not be warned again. Next time your fax machine will be faxed a virus, and you wouldn't like it one bit. It won't look nice, and it might even scare you...

[cornerstone]

And just to prove to you that I'm not bluffing about the fax virus threat.....how about we start with a little taste of....

MR SNEEZE!!!

Start faxing those watches now - you know you want too...!

[docblackrock]

CrazySaleMan >>>>

[Dizzy]

haha this is good! You can borrow my 5514 if you want! I'll fax u a copy right now! lol

Just be sure to return it with some mods done

lol

[cornerstone]

haha this is good! You can borrow my 5514 if you want! I'll fax u a copy right now! lol

Just be sure to return it with some mods done

For $50 I can Tipp-Ex your pearl, for another $40 I can blow the dust off the fax paper.

Plus $25 fax handling fee, of course.