Paddy, the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realises that there is
yet another tree directly in his path.
He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned
into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car
to a stop.
The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he
was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer
stops him mid sentence and says:
"Fer Christ's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener!"