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Nah....I'm not convinced it's him.....if Ken were to attempt a body manoeuvre like that it could have serious consequences. JTB

"Out in the woods chasing bears" isn't that CIA speak for keeping the Russkies out? Bob......you have been outed - hand in your badge on the way out the door. JTB

POST SCRIPT..............Come to think of it..........Man Utd. might get a shoe in as well when all the Italian clubs are banned! JTB

.....which could mean Liverpool not having to qualify for the Champions League! Jammy Scousers!

What ball?

Puke! JTB

Genuine of course! Everybody will surely have a different idea of what "dirt cheap" means. I, for instance, would not say that 5% - 10% discount was "dirt cheap". Some might though. JTB

Your definition of "dirt cheap"? JTB

Welcome back Euno. JTB

BUMP

Brilliant, quite brilliant! JTB

Okay okay guys......it's an oldie, but goody! JTB

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.................That Admin has one wicked sense of humour. Congrats on being "a loser" Ken. JTB

Gotta love that picture.

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

Late to this due to holidays and other issues but want to belatedly extend my congratulations to Chris (Edge) for his excellent post and to commend all the many many other posts that ran him close. We have a clever and witty bunch of people here and now the bar has been set. Many thanks to admin and my co-mods for displaying the wisdom of Solomon in reaching their decision and furthermore, extended thanks for dealing with this in my absence. JTB

Needs a second coat.......and by the way..........white is so last year! JTB

Paddy, the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realises that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says: "Fer Christ's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener!"

Bummer Rico............however the bad luck you seem to be having is diametrically opposed to the good jammy luck the Italian fitba team are having! JTB

Likewise and please tell Dave we miss him. JTB

Puyol still fouled Henry. He ran across him to take him out and thought of the ball second. Henry's reaction was a disgrace, but it was still a foul. JTB

Many happy returns of the day Omni. JTB

I came up with this........apparently it matches quite well with the theme tune to one of your infamous soap operas: Losers Everybody needs good losers With a little understanding you can find the perfect blend Losers Should be there for one-another That's when good losers become good friends JTB