In that case, he should be wearing an Explorer, driving a huge-ass Blower Bentley (he could borrow Mr. Steed's), and carrying a teeny-weeny Beretta (I always found the P99 a bit bulky for secret agent work).
And he would be played by Jason Isaacs c.1999.
Hmm...
Meaning: I express incredulity and cast aspersions at the OP's premise, which is too uninteresting to deserve a cogent response. Surely, the thin-skinned PeteM is leaving himself open to mockery. HMMM!!!
(Personally, I'm more annoyed by the lazy "popcorn" emoticon, though that's not a problem on this forum.)
Thanks, B! The Sub is slowly making its way east through the mountains to meets its maker.
ZK: I just ate breakfast, but seeing those cuts makes me hungry again.
I agree that this is your best option. An exotic avoids all the freakiness of the cartel's standard dials. It's a newer version with a fixed sub@6. Finally, it's a 2-color ROC dial, which means you get to avoid the mind-numbing debates about whether the 3CROCs were legit.