Nanuq Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Here we go gentlemen, your opportunity to be a Temporary Moderator here on the world's most amazing watch site! Mike On A Bike has a great idea so I'll just get out of the way and let him run with it. And now, without further ado, the Official Ban-The-Kermie Raffle! Take it away Mike! 1
Mike on a bike Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 OK time for MOAB big bold raffle text ,can't see for sh*t you know! A first in the rep world as far as I know we will raffle of a temp moderator status so that one lucky member can personally ban the king of frogs , a fitting title I'd say. So there will be 25 (more if needed!) slots please PM me with something short and sweet (keep it well, clean as you can boys) in regards to our subject you know: why we should ban him, dubious parentage etc, get the drift. I will post it next to your name in the raffle and Nanuq will use our random number generator (yes we have one it's in the private RWG jet don't you know ) to get a winner. 1. Legend "Either kingfrog leaves or the rest of us do!" well that ain't gonna happen. 2. Ezio "He's birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" 3. POTR "If you find us offensive, quit fucking finding us." 4. cc33 "Once upon a time a Frog King lived near a swamp.The end" 5. flyr "kingfrog, his personality is split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own." 6. nightwatch "Just a boastful, arrogant guy with poor judgement and a huge intolerant mouth with prejudiced, things drawn up in his mind. He skipped the not-being-a-jerk-about-it-part. 7. pcardoza 8. wiz83 "What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole!" 9. Beachcomber "If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder, it would be an apocalypse!" 10. martijnp "What's green and red? A banned mad Frog" 11. sgtguk " 'tawt a si yug eht' " 12. positivitony "I didn't know frogs had access to computers" 13. Dlf "No chance a frog like you will ever become a prince, you can kiss youre ass goodbye." 14. Big Dazza "Frogs make good soup?" 15. jpz5142 "Because the Frog needs to be made into Fried Frog Legs!" 16. Hyjynx "He's an incomplete metamorphosis." 17. Bomber22 " He was a bad bad kermit we dont Like that" 18. Legend "A true troll is a lot worse than a fake watch" 19. Ezio "if he were twice as smart, he'd still be stupid" 20. fraggle42 "If he had another brain cell it'd be lonely." Reply Report Edit Archive Conversation Fast Reply 5
positivitony Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I can't wait to see what happens here LOL after I get off work I'll PM you Mike
Mike on a bike Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 More in the morn guys gotta hit the sack!
Ezio Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Nice to see you Brother A !! As always first In last out haha
Legend Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Nice to see you Brother A !! As always first In last out haha And I thought you're the fighter pilot brother! Well done my bro, well done. Sent from Mars using tapatalk
Legend Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I will donate $5 to Rwg for each participant in kingfrog's name, seeing how much he loves this place and the people here. Sent from Mars using tapatalk
panerai153 Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I've got a better idea, before Ezio turns in his fast ride, why not fly over and park a Sidewinder missile up the toad kings ass. Now that would be a fitting send off for a troll!!!! I'm in at any price. I'd love to drop the 10 pound ban hammer right on his head.
508-Fanatic Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I'm giddy... I shall try my utmost to be ever so clever.
Ezio Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I've got a better idea, before Ezio turns in his fast ride, why not fly over and park a Sidewinder missile up the toad kings ass. Now that would be a fitting send off for a troll!!!! I'm in at any price. I'd love to drop the 10 pound ban hammer right on his head. Good idea!!! Just too late handed it over some days ago but might to able to pull a few strings haha
Beachcomber Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 I'll throw in a tenner for a good cause. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1
Beachcomber Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 "His birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory" I haven't laughed this hard in a long long time. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Mike on a bike Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Off to work boys catch you later!
Legend Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Off to work boys catch you later! What? I thought you're full time at RWG Mike! This is ridiculous.
panerai153 Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Too bad the best part of his gene pool ran down his mom's leg!!King Toad gives all amphibians a bad name. Too bad, the rest evolved, he stayed back in the primordial sludge. Not feeling too eloquent today, must be the weather!! Maybe I'll come up with something better later on today. Looks like the Gator chomp is coming!!!
sgtguk Posted January 14, 2015 Report Posted January 14, 2015 Been waiting to get back from work to pm you Mike, I'm in
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