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#2 for me. I know my place and it ain't screwing around with watches. Polishing - yes. Straps and bracelets - yes. Fiddly-diddly hand replacements, movement work, luming etc. - no way Jose. Besides I just don't have the time. I have a very good watchsmith a few miles away who is my main man when it comes to "serious" work.
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http://www.maximmag.co.uk/stupidfun/videoc...452/phwoar.html
I love the name of the police chief......Bent Koch Hansen.
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%*
**And*
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while* Hard Work*
and* Knowledge* will get you close, and* Attitude** will* get you there,
it's the* [censored]* and* Asskissing* that will put you over the top.
*/Don't you just Love it!!!/*
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24............wanna buy some?
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Or in some cases you can do both JTB. Should be fun watching the results...
You know me so well.
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but I got to admit Bob would be way up there.
Ken
......and I'd like to meet his psychiatrist as well!
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Here's a deal...........you guys carry on drinking and we'll carry on moderating!
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Life is BUMPy
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Times do change
TRC still holds the record of most members online at the same time; 467
Yes but 462 were actually looking for The Rubber Chicken site!
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My goodness, are you talking about the Bond film with Halle Barry? I remember she made some utterly dastardly comment when he met her on the beach, but I can't remember what it was... help me out here?
For your viewing pleasure...
One more... it is Miss Understood who has her knickers in a knot over ME, not the other way around.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww......... :yucky:
Interestingly enough..............have you met Glasgow's next Bond girl, Hairy Bella?
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This thread is out of order. Please use the stairs.
And use these ones please:
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From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true
story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.
Recently a routine Gardai patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda
quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a
few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn
and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down
the road.
The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the
patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and carried out a Breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
True story...
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There is something oddly disturbing about that last picture...
I betcha still would though?
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bork bork bork!
Never liked her music.
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You are a menace John...
I know.........and if you needed more proof Rico.................
http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?s=&...st&p=158326
Tee hee
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Didn't Danny Craig wear this in 'Our Friends In The North'?
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to me seemed listen to the song "Fairy Tale" from Ritual of ShaAman (ex Shaman)
And there was me thinking it would be this by Van Morrison:
Precious Time
Precious time is slipping away
But you're only king for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray
Precious time is slipping away
It doesn't matter what route you take
Sooner or later the hearts going to break
No rhyme or reason, no master plan
No Nirvana, no promised land
Because, precious time is slipping away
You know you're only king for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray
Precious time is slipping away
Say que sera, whatever will be
But then I keep on searching for immortality
She's so beautiful but she's going to die some day
Everything in life just passes away
But, precious time is slipping away
You know she's only queen for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray
Precious time is slipping away
Well this world is cruel with its twists and its turns
But the fire's still in me and the passion it burns
I love her madly 'til the day I die
'Til hell freezes over and the rivers run dry
Precious time is slipping away
You know she's only queen for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray because
Precious time is slipping away
Precious time is slipping away
You know you're only king for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray
Precious time is slipping away
Precious time is slipping away
You know you're only king for a day
It doesn't matter to which God you pray because
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Mrs Pugwash leaves for Scotland next Monday. I'll be back to my usual proliferation that evening.
Consequently from next Monday...........I'll be posting less!
Only kidding Puggie!
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Many thanks - Excellent tracks!
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Looks good. What price?
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The meat of one man
Is the poison of another
And I will always
Be my sister’s brother
To have ones cake
and pay too much
when all the time
you’d rather go Dutch
Life is nude
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The day the UK gets the Euro, it counts.
A cold day in hell if you ask me P.
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YES I NOTICED THAT TOO
Angus Returns With A Big Bang!
in Other Brands Area
Posted
Until production I suppose it's only a Big Bang theory at the moment?![:unsure:](https://rwg.cc/datastore/emoticons/emoticons/default_unsure.png)
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