"Good evening! Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion, and that's why... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese... who were one of the most ancient. Thank you."
I think that's right...my Spanish is rusty as all hell and I had to rely on grammar school Latin but I think that's the gist of it? Amstaff...if you want a real laugh- check out my Deutsch translation skills
"Guten Abend! ... Konfuzius war einer von denen erfunden Verwirrung, und das ist der Grund, warum ... Einer der