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there is no simple. there is no slowing down.

Sometimes your up, sometimes your down.

A race with no end but the end of all ends.

greed or need is the choice we defend

plastic shovels swiped until you're 6ft under

sip toxic sanctuary and hide from the thunder.

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there is no simple. there is no slowing down.

Sometimes your up, sometimes your down.

A race with no end but the end of all ends.

greed or need is the choice we defend

plastic shovels swiped until you're 6ft under

sip toxic sanctuary and hide from the thunder.

That was beautiful man! :cry2:

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Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the

corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt

and strain to yank the doors open, then

act as if you're embarrassed when they

open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake

and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a

while. Then announce in horror: "You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And

push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone

presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger

for a while, then announce: "I have new

socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look

around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the

emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor

with chalk and announce to the other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person

in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they

give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for

other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're

waiting for your friend. After a while,

let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,

How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone

reaches to help pick it up, then scream:

"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of

everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant

and review emergency procedures and

exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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