P4GTR Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 there is no simple. there is no slowing down. Sometimes your up, sometimes your down. A race with no end but the end of all ends. greed or need is the choice we defend plastic shovels swiped until you're 6ft under sip toxic sanctuary and hide from the thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demis Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) xaxaxaxa nice topic Edited December 30, 2009 by demis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicoz Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 jajajajajaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 there is no simple. there is no slowing down. Sometimes your up, sometimes your down. A race with no end but the end of all ends. greed or need is the choice we defend plastic shovels swiped until you're 6ft under sip toxic sanctuary and hide from the thunder. That was beautiful man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Annoying things to do on an elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteM Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Just thought I would post that so you guys have something to do while your not posting here. I consider it a humanitarian act!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanikai Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 3 years old.. where does the time go.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerian Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'm happy to report that as of the beginning of the new year nobody has posted anything here. This is according to Admin's request. Obviously members start to get reasonable. Thanks for that. Kind regards Val. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retep Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 So finally this thread went silent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rytox Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 what a show.. nice thread though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 This thread will never die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Now where was I? Ah that's right...big behinds..... Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaifender Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Now where was I? Ah that's right...big behinds..... Ken that's actually disgusting.... haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valerian Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Wasn't this the place Admin set up for posting absurd pix? Val. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 End of April warning, Do not post here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaifender Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 You guys wanna see some REAL gangsterness?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FxrAndy Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 What the fcuk are you doing posting here, i will be sending that gangsta round with his tool to fcuk you up for posting here, by the looks of his wad it will be a candy cane and a pillow though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plaifender Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 is that a challenge!?? i've got an arsenal of 17dollar gangstas ready to pop a cap in your ass! p.s. Some of them even have numchucks p.s. no one posts on this thread after me unless they wanna suffer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrgod Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 Oh Boy.. Is this thread still active?? We have to close this nonsense!! Do not post here!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 I'm glad this thread is finally dead. No-one ever post here again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 Sheessh...who is this Pugwash character? And a bucket? O/S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irontomkidd Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this... This deserves a repost… WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justasgood Posted November 18, 2010 Report Share Posted November 18, 2010 oops, Sorry wrong forum. Meant to post in the word association thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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