P4GTR Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Post some of your favorite quotes. No paragraphs. Inspirational, clever, funny, etc.. Statements of impact. Your words or someone elses. "Just take me for a ride" -007 Dr No
RobbieG Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 "It's always darkest just before it goes completely black." - HG Gibbons "FU*K YOU!" - Tennessee Williams
bvc Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Skinhead to my mate in a pub last week..."You f*ckin lookin at my missus mate? My mate:...........Nah just her t*ts............You wanna pick a window, c*cksucker?
b16a2 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 'Your strike should be like a cobra, felt but not seen' 'Using no way as way, having no limitation as limitation' -Sifu B. Lee I have a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel -Blackadder
P4GTR Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Posted January 10, 2009 A few that partially explain my fascination with a good watch: "There is nothing more valuable than time" "Time waits for no man" (and a random one..) "Is the juice worth the squeeze" -Film: The Girl Next Door
ajoesmith Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 (edited) 'Experts know more and more about less and less' - Gandhi Edited January 10, 2009 by ajoesmith
Demsey Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 "I've been to London, seen seven wonders. I know to trip is just to fall. I used to rock it, sometimes I'd roll it. I always knew what it was for." Robert Plant, The Rover
KB Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Actually Dems I thought you would go for.... Che wore a GMT Ken
fotoman Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Here is my 1 liner ____________________________________________________ want to see my 2 liner?
Chicken Manny Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any AMERICA because some foreign soldier will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race! -Chesty Puller
Chicken Manny Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Point of order, Mr. Manny: That's a two-liner You are correct, Sir. A couple of beers watching football and I forgot all my urithra-matic.
notimetowaste Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Best Financial Advice: "Quit spending money Ass-hole!!!"
poopypants Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Me: THE CARDINALS are one game away from the SUPER BOWL!
drhydro Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -Hunter S. Thompson
Shundi Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Ahhhhhh I just blew my 12,000th post sad.gif Ken Congrats on it though!
jonthebhoy Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Maybe topical......"Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss." - PT
TeeJay Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 A few of my favorites: "Ezekial 25:17" as delivered by Samuel L. Jackson Answer to the old question "How long's a piece of string?" -- "Twice the length from the middle to the end..." "Such is life..." Ned Kelly A good tag-on to just about any comment about something... "That's what she said last night..."
Demsey Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Actually Dems I thought you would go for.... Che wore a GMT Ken Well, I was K, but I thought quoting myself was just too megalomaniacal. Even for me. But you are indeed correct, towit; "Che wore a Rolex" ~Demsey want to see my 2 liner? How about some eye liner? If you're gonna rock, rock like Bowie.
TeeJay Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 I just remembered this one: "Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change..." - Wesley Snipes, New Jack City
Marky1012 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 ....She's got a face like a dropped pie
baglc1 Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Who's coat is that jacket. You can't see the mountains for the snow. All them brains in one head, you clever man.
Admin Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 Deja moo - The feeling you have heard this bull before
jonthebhoy Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 "A lot of my audience are in their 50s but they want me to continue to pretend that I'm pretending" - PT
Toadtorrent Posted January 12, 2009 Report Posted January 12, 2009 ...they just want to marry our daughters and steal our Wu-Tang style... "I think it moved" - George Costanza, Seinfeld
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