jonthebhoy

"He's making a list and checking it twice

Gonna find out who's naughty and nice"

JTB

Oi - gimme my day in the sun

@JTB - they ran out of book titles about 20 years ago. This was the one that got away.

Ah.................ye kin tell am a follower.......not!

JTB

Almost there (bar the subdial spacing and sunken datewheel, but heck they're not going to get sorted in a hurry).

Best bezel and pearl, and hands are spot on.

When will they make a non-chrono as good as this?

Is that a thinly disguised order placement I see above me?

JTB

The only thing I know is that tonight there will definitely be a winner (s). No more rollovers on this one.

JTB

PS - I'm offering the winning numbers for a measly £5m. Any takers?

..........and what happens now.........that they've run out of books?

Ghost writers?

JTB

Anyway, I thought you'd already bought a 26 million-to-one lottery ticket? The RWG Champions League Prize Pool I believe it's called....

At least, if we win it doc , I'll have the satisfaction of not having to share the prize with anyone!

Hail Hail

JTB

If I win tonights Euromillions Lottery.........I'm there.

The jackpot stands at a cool £120m.

Say a decade of the rosary for me.

JTB

I sold a GEN Panerai for FAKE breasts for my wife.

Good rehaut?

JTB

Who does banda straps?

Moi

ehm............Banda!

http://www.banda.com/

JTB

Oh, nice to see you back and posting Davey

*straps guitar on and approaches the mic and clears throat*

"1-2-3-4..."

"Davey's on the board again........"

JTB

Okay..............................I'm off..........................................

@JTB

You're right, that IS fantastic news! Does your newfound talent apply to keyboards as well?

Just think what body parts Michael Jackson must have given up to be able to sing and dance like he does.

*shudder*

There is one body part I am not prepared to give up my friend. I have no desire to play the saxophone......................purple or otherwise!

JTB

Welcome tostef. We have a murder of good dealers here. Enjoy.

JTB

Is it the time machine?

JTB

He's a paid up dealer who from time to time has sales purges, which he is entitled to do. Admittedly some of the stock items being offered have no chance of being sold here however I don't think it's a major inconvenience - it only takes about an hour of general posting to see them slide down the post ladder.

JTB

Have just re read this missive... bet the Yanks are scratching their collective heads , as to this "english " language

What a game.

Offshore

For God sake Alan don't mention silly mid-on or how the bowlers get a shine on their balls!

JTB

On reflection I think it's quite sad myself.

JTB

I've always liked "gaggle", so jtb, send us the Ashes

Starts in 7 days you know!

Offshore

I know Alan and I'm actually going to be looking at the odds for an Aussie whitewash.

If I can get 16-1 or better I'm going to have a couple of quid on that. I don't fancy England's chances one little bit. Too many walking wounded and lack of real leadership.

JTB

I'm guessing TTK is not around? no reply to my mails

Did you pm him or email him?

JTB

Can you clarify that you actually meant the buyer has no control over packaging?

I wondered about that........and this:

If you buy a working watch, it is the responsibility of the seller to receive a working watch

Bill must have been on the sauce that night.

JTB

"Bunch" is the norm but that's boring.

JTB

Another reason to add to my list of reasons not to buy any more PAMs...

........or visit LA!

JTB

Wow, this makes 4 losers in this thread. Congrats to both JTB and TT for joining the hallowed alumni.

Puggy - You've just given me an idea for a future PoM!

Whoever can come up with the best collective noun for "Losers" gets the prize.

JTB

On Tuesday evening I was preparing a nice chicken madras curry for my lovely wife.

It was the whole nine yards with everything but the kitchen sink in it. (I can make a mean curry)

Whilst dicing the onions I got distracted by our wee West Highland Terrier who was trying to attract my attention……..next thing………….AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGH! I only sliced the tip off my thumb. There isn’t much to see so no point in posting a big bandaged thumb but as the piece didn’t come completely off I just folded it back on and strapped it up.

My neighbour who is a doctor said I shouldn’t worry and that I should still be able to play the piano, which is fabulous news as I couldn’t play it before.

Seriously though……my monthly snooker game is on Friday night and the affected thumb is on my bridging hand, so I’m going to look a right Charlie Corroli.

Any suggestions?

JTB