AKTime Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/31/christina-lafave-stole-rolex-vagina_n_5064275.html\ The only way this story could have been funnier is if she would have made a clean getaway and the watch turned out to be a rep!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomhorn Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 I love the lawyer's last line ... it was a gift that the 'customer' wanted back ... you know, because he wanted to pay more than $300 for the 'massage' when he didn't get his 'happy ending' ... Question is, who gets to clean it when the owner gets it back from evidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vegasvic Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Yikes! That is just. . . never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asciwhite Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 That`s not what the velvet thermos is for!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigdav13 Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Hear it all now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobster Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 The watch sure does live up to the oyster reputation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bvc Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Without pics it never happened!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asciwhite Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 ------- Is this the new pressure testing method for oyster watches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triplehd Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Did they find anything else up there from her previous "massages" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonyyammine Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Filthy lowlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike on a bike Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 You can't make this stuff up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
droptopman Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Man that is too funny. The old "prison wallet" trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 What a scumbag defense attorney. He's just as a much of a waste of life than she is. The article stated that she admitted to hiding the watch up her cooch. So I'm uncertain why this statement was made: “We intend to file a motion to suppress the medical intrusion,” Rasmussen told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “The search is an unreasonable search when medical providers have to use equipment to conduct an invasive procedure to remove what police believe is evidence.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 Haha good try atleast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mymanmatt Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 At least she didn't drug him, or we wouldn't have this laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy_k Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 what would you tell rolex if it needed servicing after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 lady purse ? that's more of a burlap sack actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggle42 Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 How are they going to suppress the medical intrusion? If the judge allows it will the police have to shove the Rolex back up there and then put the watch, encased in the hooker, in an evidence locker? Beggars believe how stupid some people are, both the [censored] and the "lawyer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 That`s not what the velvet thermos is for!! Haaaaaaaaa Best post on a forum for a looooong time! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teginder81 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 After reading this all I can say is that I am glad the watch was not found in the other hole. As for 3 bills for a massage, I wish they would both come clean that it was more than a rub and tug. As for taking off the watch off to massage the arm, that is probably the last place I need or want to be rub. Since he was on the clock he should point to the more important locations of the body that need to be massage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjfesq Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 dude, that is what the room safe is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
automatico Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 The whole thing smells fishy to me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mendota Explorer Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 LOL, you just can't make this stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankt Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 She performed what is known as a "Monica L." .......Provided a "service" for a "President"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraggle42 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Share Posted April 7, 2014 And back at the police station the sergeants were very busy noting her oral evidence... Sorry, aural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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