AKTime Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/31/christina-lafave-stole-rolex-vagina_n_5064275.html\ The only way this story could have been funnier is if she would have made a clean getaway and the watch turned out to be a rep!!
tomhorn Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 I love the lawyer's last line ... it was a gift that the 'customer' wanted back ... you know, because he wanted to pay more than $300 for the 'massage' when he didn't get his 'happy ending' ... Question is, who gets to clean it when the owner gets it back from evidence?
asciwhite Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 That`s not what the velvet thermos is for!!
Lobster Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 The watch sure does live up to the oyster reputation. 1
asciwhite Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 ------- Is this the new pressure testing method for oyster watches?
triplehd Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 Did they find anything else up there from her previous "massages" ?
droptopman Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 Man that is too funny. The old "prison wallet" trick
Guest Posted April 2, 2014 Report Posted April 2, 2014 What a scumbag defense attorney. He's just as a much of a waste of life than she is. The article stated that she admitted to hiding the watch up her cooch. So I'm uncertain why this statement was made: “We intend to file a motion to suppress the medical intrusion,” Rasmussen told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “The search is an unreasonable search when medical providers have to use equipment to conduct an invasive procedure to remove what police believe is evidence.”
mymanmatt Posted April 3, 2014 Report Posted April 3, 2014 At least she didn't drug him, or we wouldn't have this laugh
johnnyboy_k Posted April 4, 2014 Report Posted April 4, 2014 what would you tell rolex if it needed servicing after that?
chronoluvvv Posted April 4, 2014 Report Posted April 4, 2014 lady purse ? that's more of a burlap sack actually
fraggle42 Posted April 4, 2014 Report Posted April 4, 2014 How are they going to suppress the medical intrusion? If the judge allows it will the police have to shove the Rolex back up there and then put the watch, encased in the hooker, in an evidence locker? Beggars believe how stupid some people are, both the [censored] and the "lawyer".
dusk Posted April 5, 2014 Report Posted April 5, 2014 That`s not what the velvet thermos is for!! Haaaaaaaaa Best post on a forum for a looooong time! XD
teginder81 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Posted April 5, 2014 After reading this all I can say is that I am glad the watch was not found in the other hole. As for 3 bills for a massage, I wish they would both come clean that it was more than a rub and tug. As for taking off the watch off to massage the arm, that is probably the last place I need or want to be rub. Since he was on the clock he should point to the more important locations of the body that need to be massage.
Mendota Explorer Posted April 6, 2014 Report Posted April 6, 2014 LOL, you just can't make this stuff up.
frankt Posted April 6, 2014 Report Posted April 6, 2014 She performed what is known as a "Monica L." .......Provided a "service" for a "President"...
fraggle42 Posted April 7, 2014 Report Posted April 7, 2014 And back at the police station the sergeants were very busy noting her oral evidence... Sorry, aural
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